Interview with a homophobic straight dad.

Interviewer, "What are you going to do if your son turns out to be gay?" Homophobic straight dad, "First of all he's not going to be gay. But if he turns out to be gay, I'll beat him into submission until he sees the light and becomes straight." Interviewer, "Where is the love and compassion for your son?" Homophobic dad, "That is my love and compassion for my son."